On my papers and why I get A’s besides all the bullshit:
My friend: Besides writing well, (which is most likely the reason you’re doing well) you’re also probably expressing opinions similar to what our TA holds. Either that, or she has a lesbian crush on you.
Me: LMAO. Oh god… But yeah I should totally be like “The director is biased. Just like you, bitch.”
My friend: Lmao if you put that in your essay you’d be my hero.
I’m reminded of one time in high school in my AP art History class during a test…
There was a question that asked what a “statue of a female monster” was.
I totally knew the answer was “Gorgon” but I just HAD to say “Dr. Cruz” (My science teacher at the time’s name)
